I dreamed that I had a group of femme friends and we would sometimes get together and have sweet, affectionate, loving, sex. They would all lovingly restrain me and coax my legs open, spreading my cunt, while the others would sweetly nurse my clit, gently sucking and circling it with their tongue, and tapping with their finger, building up my sensitivity, until lovingly receiving my girl cum, while the others would play with and kiss and suck my nipples and toes. It was neat.

New life goal.

I found this at a Middle Eastern deli today. These are banned in the US because of a so-called choking hazard. This little guy was encased in a huge plastic capsule, which appeared to be impossible even to swallow, inside the chocolate egg. This thing is fucking delightful! Choking hazard?! And yet Ambien is legal here.

I found this at a Middle Eastern deli today. These are banned in the US because of a so-called choking hazard. This little guy was encased in a huge plastic capsule, which appeared to be impossible even to swallow, inside the chocolate egg. This thing is fucking delightful! Choking hazard?! And yet Ambien is legal here.